雅思口语素材之实用吐槽口语20句

雅思口语素材：实用吐槽口语20句。南京雅思培训新航道学校小编建议同学们此类素材应该多多积累，以免在考试中遇到词穷的情况。下面就一起来看详细内容吧。

1. She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

2. She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.

3. He's so ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.

4. The said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

5. We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

6. What color is the sky in your world?

7. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

8. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.

9. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

10. When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

11. When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.

12. When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

13. You look like a before picture.

14. You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligence.

15. You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

16. You should be the poster child for birth control.

17. You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.

18. You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

19. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

20.I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

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